College Applications are due tomorrow.

Hmpf. I'm not really 'feeling' my apps. I would rather be doing anything else in the world right now. Scratch that- I would rather not be hitting a corrugated tube.

They are evil. The ones going downhill at least. Don't believe me? Ask my friend Alanna what she thinks of them.

Yeah. EVIL. Avoid them at all costs. Unless of course you like finding excuses for taking excessive amounts of pain killers. In that case, toss your carcass at one and have fun. I'll stick with my "I'd rather be doing anything other than college apps and corrugated tubes" statement though.